January302012
7AM

italianstallionchick:

My mom and I when she asks me to look for something.

(Source: jarpadamoose, via wasteoid)

6AM
January292012
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lookingfortheoblongroom:

sherlock-took-my-tardis:

iggymarauder:

facadeenverre:

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over my throbbing girl boner.

Benedict’s Jaguar ads gathered in one mp3. Download here.

OH MY GOD THIS IS HEAVEN FOR MY EARS

What kind of car is this again? Sorry I couldn’t hear, due to the sound of a jaguar hiding in a cello.

I have no idea what he’s saying.

Or what he’s talking about.

BUT IT’S FUCKING SEXY.

Oh my dear god.

yeah my pants are gone

I like how he says Jaguar.

And aluminum.

and naught.

and computational fluid dynamics.

and stiff and rigid.

and body control.

and active deferential something torque something lady boner.

(Source: consultingasshole)

(3,407 plays)
11PM
epic4chan:

It’s still funny if you think of new ways of doing it.  画

epic4chan:

It’s still funny if you think of new ways of doing it. 

(via wasteoid)

4PM
“My mate Benedict [Cumberbatch] plays Holmes, so we have lovely mornings where we go, ‘Hi Sherlock! Hi Doctor!’ I think they should do an episode with him: these two great minds going, ‘Ding- ding-ding! Whatcha got?”

Matt Smith (via pdaervo)

(via thethreepatchproblem)

4PM

(Source: eternalwayfarer)

4PM

thethreepatchproblem:

cyruspotnoodle:

wandanyan:

theon-stark:

blokeinabowtie:

brohirrim:

iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme:

ohio-is4-lovers:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

image

#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA


These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Bless you, Canada.

(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive)

4PM
thedailywhat:

Heartbreaking Tearjerker of the Day: A struggling soap actor who was allegedly harassed by his neighbors and condo board into euthanizing his beloved pet pit-bull mix took his own life last week, leaving behind a note saying he was racked with guilt over “betraying” his best friend.
Nick Santino, whose acting credits include recurring roles on All My Children and Guiding Light, committed suicide last Wednesday — a day after his 47th birthday — a few hours after euthanizing his dog, Rocco.
In 2010, the management at his Upper West Side building had imposed certain restrictions on dog owners and banned the housing of pit bulls. Since Rocco had already been living in the building, he was grandfathered in and allowed to stay.
Still, Santino’s friends say he was constantly harassed by neighbors and members of the condo board who wanted him to get rid of the dog. “People were complaining about his dog,” said neighbor Kevan Cleary. “It was open season on him.” Neighbor Lia Pettigrew concurred: “Everybody knows that he had been harassed by the building management.”
After someone complained that Rocco was barking, Santino was threatened with a $250 fine. “The dog was not a barker, but somebody complained that the dog would bark,” Cleary said. “He felt like he was in this battle because he was the only guy in the building with a pit-bull mix.”
Eventually, Santino felt he had no choice by to put Rocco to sleep. After the deed was done, Santino reportedly approached the building’s doorman and handed him Rocco’s dog treats. “Give these to the other dogs,” Santino said with tears in his eyes. “Rocco is no more.”
Shortly thereafter, the troubled Brooklyn-born orphan, who grew up in foster homes and was part of 9/11’s first search and rescue team, died of an apparent pill overdose.
“Today I betrayed my best friend and put down my best friend,” Santino wrote in his suicide note. “Rocco trusted me and I failed him. He didn’t deserve this.
Santino’s love for Rocco was well-known. Having adopted Rocco from a shelter, he sought to clarify their relationship on Facebook: “I did not rescue Rocco, Rocco rescued me.”
A condo board member who spoke with The Post refused to accept blame for Santino’s suicide. “I’m sorry the man is dead,” said board member Marilyn Fireman, “but it has nothing to do with the pet policy.”
Funeral plans for Santino are on hold at the moment. His relatives say they are waiting to receive Rocco’s cremated remains so they can be buried alongside his owner.
[post: 1,2 / imdb / gothamist.]

thedailywhat:

Heartbreaking Tearjerker of the Day: A struggling soap actor who was allegedly harassed by his neighbors and condo board into euthanizing his beloved pet pit-bull mix took his own life last week, leaving behind a note saying he was racked with guilt over “betraying” his best friend.

Nick Santino, whose acting credits include recurring roles on All My Children and Guiding Light, committed suicide last Wednesday — a day after his 47th birthday — a few hours after euthanizing his dog, Rocco.

In 2010, the management at his Upper West Side building had imposed certain restrictions on dog owners and banned the housing of pit bulls. Since Rocco had already been living in the building, he was grandfathered in and allowed to stay.

Still, Santino’s friends say he was constantly harassed by neighbors and members of the condo board who wanted him to get rid of the dog. “People were complaining about his dog,” said neighbor Kevan Cleary. “It was open season on him.” Neighbor Lia Pettigrew concurred: “Everybody knows that he had been harassed by the building management.”

After someone complained that Rocco was barking, Santino was threatened with a $250 fine. “The dog was not a barker, but somebody complained that the dog would bark,” Cleary said. “He felt like he was in this battle because he was the only guy in the building with a pit-bull mix.”

Eventually, Santino felt he had no choice by to put Rocco to sleep. After the deed was done, Santino reportedly approached the building’s doorman and handed him Rocco’s dog treats. “Give these to the other dogs,” Santino said with tears in his eyes. “Rocco is no more.”

Shortly thereafter, the troubled Brooklyn-born orphan, who grew up in foster homes and was part of 9/11’s first search and rescue team, died of an apparent pill overdose.

“Today I betrayed my best friend and put down my best friend,” Santino wrote in his suicide note. “Rocco trusted me and I failed him. He didn’t deserve this.

Santino’s love for Rocco was well-known. Having adopted Rocco from a shelter, he sought to clarify their relationship on Facebook: “I did not rescue Rocco, Rocco rescued me.”

A condo board member who spoke with The Post refused to accept blame for Santino’s suicide. “I’m sorry the man is dead,” said board member Marilyn Fireman, “but it has nothing to do with the pet policy.”

Funeral plans for Santino are on hold at the moment. His relatives say they are waiting to receive Rocco’s cremated remains so they can be buried alongside his owner.

[post: 1,2 / imdb / gothamist.]

(via devils-trap)

4PM

I don’t hate my mother, BUT.

I’m a vegetarian, right? We’re out shopping today and my mother notices Stove Top stuffing. She exclaims that the chicken flavor is cheaper at some other store. I say “Well, why don’t we get cornbread or traditional sage? She off-handedly says “Because I don’t like those flavors” and walks off. Now, I could have said something, but observe:

Later on in the shopping trip, we are buying cereal. She says we’ve gotten enough sugary cereal, and so I ask if we can get Multi-grain Cheerios with peanut butter. My mother says she thinks those will be gross. I start to point out that they’re not sugary and have protein, but she starts yelling about something I don’t even know.

Then she buys me this coffee stuff I don’t even really want because she has a coupon.

I just can’t wait to get out of here. On that note, I bought a whisk with a giraffe handle. Adult decisions.

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