telescopics:

tahinaribena:

theunabieber:

theprayersofpigeons:

chair-de-poule:sabrinaspellmen:thebusdownbathurststreet:totally2010:

  Dear Stoners,

Your You’re not cool, and you can’t use the excuse, “I was high” for every homosexual act you do commit. You had sex with her, shes she’s pregnate pregnant, and you have an std STD. Saying [that] your you’re high doesn’t solve anything, especially if shes she’s 15 and ur you’re 17. (You know you are)

Doing drugs doesn’t make you cool. You aren’t indie for doing [drugs], and doing smoking pot is not a fight against conformity. It is conformity. You are just doing what everyone else is doing. THATS THAT’S CONFORMITY (incase in case you lost some brain cells). You say, “Oh, such and such did smoked pot and they’re fine.” Yeah, because they did it, they[‘ve possibly] stopped because they aren’t stupid liek like you.

In colcusion conclusion, doing drugs is stupid. If you are a baby daddy, a closet fag (who makes out with other men when they smoke poy pot), and [or are] in jail for statatory statutory rape, dont don’t blame pot. YOUR YOU’RE A DUMBASS FOR DOING IT!

Sincerely,

A Streight-edge Straight-Edge kid

Dear Totally2010,

I have made several corrections to your message above. Please review them. I would also like to include that I was under the influence of marijuana while correcting your terrible grammar, spelling, punctuation, English, and typing skills. I would also like to note a few questions regarding the content of the message.

• Please explain how getting high, and performing homosexual acts correlates to getting a girl pregnant. To my knowledge, homosexuals cannot produce offspring without performing some sort of heterosexual act.
• Later in the letter you mention statutory rape, but at the beginning only mention the ages of 17 and 15. Assuming you are from America (one of the few places in the world where marijuana is illegal): this does not constitute statutory rape. In fact, they have almost completely done away with statutory, because the age of consent is 16 almost everywhere, anything younger is considered molestation.
• You mention conformity, and I wonder how many people you have met that think smoking marijuana makes them ‘anti-conformist’. I have not met anyone like that.
• You insult the intelligence of marijuana users several times in your letter, and I was hoping that you could possibly address your inability to type a simple message properly.
• I’d like to hear your stance on homosexuality, as you smear it several times in your letter.
• I was wondering your age, because this message appears to be written by a 13 or 14 year old girl, and if this is correct, you are not straight edge, you are a baby, and it is illegal for you to partake in sins of the flesh.

In conclusion, shut the fuck up you dumb bitch. You tore apart your own argument about smoking pot making you stupid, by writing this ignorant, poorly worded, terribly written message. People have been smoking pot and leading successful lives for centuries, and you crawled out of your mother’s vaginal canal less than two decades ago.

Go fuck yourself, cunt.

I just. Exactly.

ZINGGG!

I… I just… oh my christ. I don’t even smoke weed, and I still love you.

(Source: fuckyeahstonercouples)